her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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