Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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