I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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