Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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