last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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