Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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