dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I party with great urgency now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
