I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
