so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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