oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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