If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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