I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
