How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
did you just send me my own nude
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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