All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
