What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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