if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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