seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
