My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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