you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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