im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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