that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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