no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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