My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
