Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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