In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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