Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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