i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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