Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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