next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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