mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Vodka?
Forever.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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