chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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