I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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