Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
