The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
