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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles

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• (562): View more from California

  I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION

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• (510): View more from California

  Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....

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