Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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