I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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