Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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