But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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