But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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