I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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