brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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