Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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