im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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