Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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