hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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