Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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