her vagine was all disorganized.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
