We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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