WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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