Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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