That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
only if we run a train.
done.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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