They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
only if we run a train.
done.
love makes seman taste better
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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