UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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