if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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