The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And then he peed in my hair
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